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The weekends has been a fruitful one for me .
My birthday is approaching real soon and initially was planning to make it a frolicsome one but after attending the few 21st party , I am thinking of backing out , no ,in fact i am backing out , everything seems to be too tedious and has confused me. so yeah , maybe a peaceful birthday isn't that bad of a choice afterall .
KUDOS TO GSS !!
- Mood:
satisfied
i made my Mum happy just now ......
Sergeant Yen's Mum : So when you going back ?
Sergeant Yen : Tomorrow morning
Sergeant Yen's Mum : like that also song come back .. they ... bla bla bla
Sergeant Yen : Happy already , let me come back home see you ..
Sergeant Yen's Mum : 暗爽
LOL!!
- Mood: happy
Can't deny the ladies there were mostly attractive , if only they could shut their mouth , or get rid of the accent they have , it would be perfect , if not , its quite a pain in the ass. The drinks were all sponsored by boon siang's friends , so well , free drinks and free eyecandy , who won't enjoy.
In the afternoon was house visiting and gambling at various places ,my blackjack luck still sucks that much , was quite prepared for it , so entertaining people was the main objective. however when it comes to mahjong luck, still not too bad , love it when cards just keep coming in .
Getting myself a weekend phone soon , the current phone i having can't do alot of functions , can get on my nerves sometimes ,so to make my civilian life easier , i believe its worth it .
Lastly ,
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE ! ENJOY LIFE AS ALWAYS !
i swear i had never thought it would cost so much , just a few bucks more and i can get consultation from a certified doctor , to think that i would throw away the holy pills when sometimes it hinder my sight in the cupboard of my bunk and only left with 2 or 4 in the pack . i will never do such sinful , foolish act ever again , heart aching now manz .
NSF should have discount in all purchasable items . sight~~~
- Mood:
gloomy
James is posting an entry , can you believe it , wondering that you are seeing things ,
And moreover on deepavali ?
Just can't stand seeing my journal emptied for so long . and so contribution to be made to show appreciation to livejournal and my royal readers if there is any ? =)
What have been screwing up or lightening up my life for the past few months ..?
Lightening Up -Booking out !
Screwing Up - what i am in now. (DAMN)
And as for recently ?
Lightening Up -Field camp is over .
Screwing Up - Another Field camp is already on its ride . (DAMN)
Life is really boring , my days are just a cycle of repetition , nothing new could came out of it , not like I have the excess time to find something novel , something cool and get me hook on for a long time. Singapore is just a place lack of a sense of amusement which probably explain why the locals are griefing over the stressful days they had after work , cause nothing could be a remedies here in relieving the aching (mentally or physically) in them even after work!!
Last note : IF ONLY I AM IN US !!
- Mood: optimistic
I'll be departing to another island soon in a few hours time , and my NS life begins from then onwards.
Bye ~~ Friends , all of those surrounding me , play my part of share for me too , rock your ass out there double as hard , put your hands up double as much . Well , not the end of world for me yet . but i hope you guys enjoyed being with the me as a Before NS me and now look forward to the new me after serving NS .. =)
Take Care .~~
- Mood:
contemplative
Guess what , the battle of the two Very-Soon-To-Be-NSF against the challengers , They ( one of them was me ) won and managed to knock out one or two of the opposition party . LOL! What we did was , They "Ta" us , we "Ta" them back , Ta until they sabot their own people. Great Tactics and Great People to carry out. Perfect Score.
Even though majority of them was displeased with St. James , or rather as far as i know , those who commented gave it a boo grade . Still , Power House remains the number one club in my heart , simply because the place there is a lot spacious for me as compared to those i went , and the music though wasn't real good that night, but still party-able music, and also the mature crowd of ranging 20 and above ,not that I asked but their appearance exposed all. The dance floor was conquerred by all the tipsy drinker who are feeling high and searching for their prey . Overall , it was entertaining and the completely knocked out award goes to Dennis Loke.
Not missing out the morning activities at sentosa with my , supposed to be morning but ended up there at 1 plus. Sun tanned for less the an hour, the sky started to get dark and began to drizzle, for fear that it may pour heavily which was proven wrong in the end , we packed up and showered . Craved for beer , thereby headed to Cafe Del Mar , chilled a bit before trying out the sky ride , and the slightly more thrilling Luge .
hopefully pictures will be updated soon.
OH YA!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JADE PRIS LIN
PARTY YOUR ASS OFF IN US !!!
Went to Mambo on the 2nd , The place was definitely filled to the excess and one turn off thing was that phuture tickets were sold out , and its only after we queued up for longer then half an hour. Even so , my eyes were still satisfied with candies sight , the ladies there were glucose , the cars were suger. LOL!!
Was utterly disappointed when i first took a glance of the dance floor, it was gay fest , most the heads are male , however , things got better gradually. Thanks God .The dance floor was packed in no time , the bunch of us danced with friend's friends whom we met coincidently there , one of them is spice, and I mean spicy spice, a very interesting girl i can say. She is no pushover man, You squeeze her when she dancing ? She rub against your back violently and vibrantly, like a break down massager chair . And would probably bite you if she don't find you gross , HAHAHA .When you get to interact with her more , you will notice that , she is for real , no mask changing techniques , just her . As considerably small size as she looks , she sure feels robust with her oppressive behaviour , of course only to those who had stepped on her tails. There were other 4 ladies with her , most of them were from MJ , waiting for univerisity .
Saw three thai beaus during the dance, but they sound like man . HAHAHA . You definitely got what i mean right , if not , put a dumb sign in your head. They were nearing me every minute when the crowd was added on with more crowds. i dance dance dance , swopped , changed place with my friend .HAHAHA. Let him have some taste of man power busts . Pei Pei was there too , saw her taking pictures with her group of friends, couldn't miss her, not when they were the only shooting bunch there, was unable join her , since she was at phuture ,which is out of bounds for people who only got the zouk tickets, like me.
After mambo night , we went to chill at one place , is it called "Numbers" , didn't really catch it. The liquor managed to collapse a few friends of mine. I had two cups martell , and almost vomited, my stomach is just not ready yet . I can't resist delicacies. No way , even if most of them are greasing my stomach.
Its ends with a mac breakfast at 6 plus am , a sausage macmuffin for me.
That night makes me realise the true meaning of "Practical", want me to fill you up ? ask me .
Poor Them .
Time to get a citibank card ~~ WOOO!!
Some things may not need to be perfect to be complete .
And they may be better not to be perfect .
Was at Obar drinking last night , stomach was feeling lousy , didn't had much of a drink . Well , was still sober at least .The other two had a more crazy night than me , ethan actually laughed out loud at his downstair's carpark ?
Say what ?
Ethan when he was drunk : " eh, you ok.. eh , she ok .. ?
James reply : "oi , you ok ?"
Ethan when he was drunk : "Kan zhe wo ! wo ke yi zi sheng zi mian , xiang xin wo , ni kan zhu ta jiu hao liao . ok..? xiang xin wo . "
LOL ..
Say what ?
When she was drunk : "i can go home by myself , i want to go home by myself , i can go home by myself , i want to go home by myself !! "LOL!!
My heart is telling me: " eh james , confirm cannot let her go home by herself liao . Hahahaha"
Thats what the fun part is , drink and not think much and nonsense follow suits. Makes people feel high and bold to say what came straight in their mind. (thats why never trifle a drunk person , they may just vociferate any dark secrets of yours fluently ).However ,no doubt that those are the most hilarious and most memorial moments. but the price for all that ? the after effect of having too much alcohol , it usually sucks. Hahahaha!!
Well , probably it will be my last few times of madness in the club . So.. heck it .
Reason why i am doing all this even though it feels miserable sometimes .
I just don't want to absent myself in any fun again , at least not when I am still young, =)
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First day after i stop work .
Its empty , reason being that no work occupying me, no waking up early , no motivation to get out of my place(Too Lazy) . So the whole day I was watching anime . its quite lifeless, though sometimes its good to relax at home.
Plan for this week .
Wednesday : Dinner , Pub and Club
Thursday : Mahjong ?
Friday : No plan yet .
Saturday : Sentosa
Sunday : No plan yet.
To do list :
Cut down on greasy foods , lest doing harm to my stomach .
Manage my time well , need to find time to train .
Do less S . Thats just not me .
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I was so tired physically , even though i did not move much . Probably its a sign. I should work out more .
Intended to take a shower , but it seem a tedious task to me for my eyes are closing unconsciously . body unwilling to move and mind's spacing out . Took a small nap , felt slightly better and bathed .
The process of shower in fact is a simple task , but the flash back i had sometimes during that period can be painful, regretful, or it may sometimes be inspiring , joyeous . The one i had just now was regretful , a lesson taught irreversibly flashed past me . Secondary life was a blank sheet , all because of what ? nothing but a moment of esteem overcoming my mind . Well , for those who was involved , i was childish man , for those who have no idea about it , its nothing much . LOL!
" To Enjoy The Life , Enjoy The People Surrounding You ."
" To Forgive And Forget , Be Generous "
1 more day left to be in SPH , slowly progressing to the next challenge . can't wait to be botak , 08/07/2008 !! For those still stuck there , have fun . HAHAHA .
Did i mention to anyone that since young i assumed myself not able to live till 20 ? lolx. I did had the thought even until the day before my birthday .Its weird but i guess its due to those people who had seen this life line on my palm , saying i will have a short lifespan , i usually don't believe in this kind of prediction , but its implanted into my mind during MY naive years ,when things go hay wired in my mind easily. therefore after all the see and tell . i set a deadline to my stay on earth, can't remember when and why must it be 20 ? Probably a dream or what that leads to that sum .LOL!!
"Laughing is easy"
"Smiling is tough "
RELAXING MOMENT
Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up!!! (motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!" Nice shoes, wanna fuck? If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? Fuck me if I'm wrong...but haven't we met before? Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs. Are those real? I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your bed rock. (offer guy/girl a screw) wanna screw? Ya know, that shirt is very becoming on you......of course, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too. The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the word. The only place I want to go is south of the border. Hey you want to know what I heard about you? Fuck me and I'll tell you. Why don't you come over and we can do math in the bed; add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and I'll multiply. What's a nice girl like you doing on a face like this? Nice dress, can I talk you out of it? Mmmmmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible" So, do you want to see something really swell? Excuse me but is your last name "Gillette"......cause you are the best a man can get! Hey baby.....can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose? My shirt's chaffing me..... Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? (No) Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. They call me Milk, because I do your body good. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? Hey baby, wanna wrestle. Hi, do you want to have children? (assuming the answer is no) Ok then, can we just practice? You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? They say the best things in life are free....they lied( but I do accept American Express) This Valentines Day, I really want you to know how I feel.....So you better use both hands. You can feel the magic between us......No, lower! You're on my mind this Valentine's Day.....I'd prefer you on my bed. This Valentine's Day I want you to know that I'm head-over-heels for you....and I know some other positions too. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. You have 250 bones in your body, want another? If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly from the inside? Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya. Yo baby, I bust more nuts than a squirrel.
A sentence weights a tonnes
A promise last a long time
A commitment stays forever
Be cautious
I know what it means , do you ?
=)
- Mood: pensive
BEEP~~
A continuously BEEP covered the radius 2 km of my house , i was bathing and i felt annoying enough , imagine those who were still in comma , i believe they wish to hold a grenade and throw it at the culprit , missed the first time , throw away, missed again , continue to throw , stll miss , get down , off it . LOL !
The possibitlies of the cause .
1) Somebody was shot dead by the back while driving and lied dead with his head on the horn . familiar ? drama scene.
Oh ya , probably the car had crashed into the lamp .
2) The horn broke down .
3) The driver purely wanted to test how long can the battery last without turning on the engine .
4)Or some terrorist just wanted to test the patience of Singaporean, next time he will know how long to wait before striking . HAHAHA
Today at work was war , not just the number of bombards call , also the light went off 2-3 times at my workplace , a huge cockroach invaded my corner ,female colleague was straying air refresher at it , and me ? stayed back and watched in case the cockroach was afraid of me .HAHAHA . Please don't be teased by the air refresher , its works, the cockroach came out of its hiding immediately after each stray ! In the end , it suffered great torment , like 20 over hits by the newcomer/the other guy colleague , before his demise. Thats the reason i stayed back and not get involved with the cruel massacre . OMITOUFOU...
Will be leaving work soon and enter NS .
I am not changing seat anymore , received a sms from my boss asking me to stay put at my current desk .YES !! "the messy hideous work corner". I guess she decided that i am a real zealous guy in my work and choose other one to do the migrating , preserving me there and in hope that i won't leave early . Yeah yeah , i thought too much !! LOL .
Friday movie was "You Don't Mess With The Zohan" with sabrina , twen , ethan and the exactly one year younger than me Birthday girl ,agnes , the show revolves around dispute between the Israeli and the Palestinian,the main lead(Adam Sandler) acting as the most capable elite of the Israeli's force , feeling sick of all the fights , decided to feign death and pursue his dream as a hair dresser in New York City ,causes him to be mocked by others as a faggot (gay), amidst are the obstacles he overcame with his bang bang bushy balls which eventually leads to his success as a hair dresser and found his true love who caused his impotent and also the one to cure it . A comical and entertaining show,kills time , the down side is that the flow is abit fast and a bit too senseless at times.
Afterwhich followed by the cutting of cake and come the mahjong session!! It was a cruel slaughtering by me and twen , but we did enjoy it . LOL !! peace peace .
End of sleepless night and beginning of the work day , slept a few times in my workplace and unsure whether did any call come in during the temprarory hibernation .well, at least i attended to 2 alerting calls , one looking for job and the other telling me the commercial banner at one place was half floating in the air , for your information ,these two calls were not what i usually encountered or rather within my training module . Still , did what i could , and watch my videos instead of getting some sleep . LOL!!
After work was a rather enjoyable but "haha" later portion of the day . Well... hahahahahaha !
Reached home , had a hasty bath and lied dead on my bed till the next day 4pm , seems long but in actual fact is only 12 hrs of slp spilt into two days . now you will find it short. LOL!
Shall end this post here .
Thanks for all the wishes and all outings!!
Relaxing moments
Classification: Comedy
For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California Driver's Exam, and for those of you who do, study real hard. This is a new exam. Since driving conditions (and culture) are unique in Los Angeles, you may not have realized that the California Department of Motor Vehicles has now issued a special application and driver's test solely for the Los Angeles Metropolitan Area.
Here it is:
GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION:
Name:___________________ Stage name: ____________________
Agent:___________________ Attorney:_______________________
 | Sex: ___male ___female ___ formerly male ___ formerly female ____both If female, indicate breast implant size: _______ | ||||||||||||||
| Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way? Yes___ No ___ | ||||||||||||||
| Please list brand of cell phone: ________. If you don't own a cell phone, please explain:________________________ | ||||||||||||||
| Please check hair color: Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde Teenagers: [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead | ||||||||||||||
| Please check activities you perform while driving: (Check all that apply) [ ] Eating [ ] Applying make-up [ ] Talking on the phone [ ] Slapping kids in the back-seat [ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs [ ] Tanning [X] Snorting cocaine (already checked for ease of application) [ ] Watching TV [ ] Reading Variety [ ] Surfing the net via laptop | ||||||||||||||
| Please indicate how many times
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| If you are the victim of a carjacking, you should immediately:
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| In the event of an earthquake, should you:
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| In the instance of rain, you should:
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| Please indicate number of therapy sessions per week: ______. | ||||||||||||||
| Are you presently taking any of the following medications?
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| Length of daily commute:
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| When stopped by police, should you:
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Major event 1) I'll be 20 years old on 21/06/2008 which means i no longer won't be in the teens years ranging ThirTEEN to NineTEEN. LETS DAMN IT !!
Major event 2) I'll be serving the nation on 11/07/2008 which means i will be botak and chionging more than ever , just that this time is chiong SUAH !! LOL!!
Turning 20 delivers a really indescribable feeling to my senses , simply put , i don't know what it means to me and yet i detect a load burdening me which until now is still not visible to my naked eyes. Its really profound and not something that I am able to describe fully . Anyone feels the same as me out there ?Sabrina ? Zhengxi ? LOL!
Serving nations !! what all mens need to do and be proud of (quote the greatest NS men in singapore) don't ask me , i don't know who .
News of increasing death toll for NSF has been the recent highlight , lets hope I won't be the next one or the next next one or , rather not die so soon . =) death god don't come to me please !! want find people go to song lim!! hahaha. anyway i seriously can't wait to see what kind of person i will turn into when i got out , it really curious me .
Work has been all right for me since the day i started , except for those caller i need to hide my esteem and show my courtesy and they definitely don't deserve it , everything is cool. Have been changing seats and the crux to my boss arranging my seat is to get me a place nearer and nearer to the door each time and now i am leaving in a wk time or so , she place me just next to the door . HAHAHA .. ( i guess she just can't wait for me to leave. . )
I had a desk to myself , this really awfully untidied hideous work corner . see the picture below !
I am over exaggerating right , but my colleagues always verbally negative it !! Chill MAN !!
I had a tiny birthday celebration today which my superiors will organise for every birthday men or ladies of the month traditionally. This month , there are 3 or 4 of us but only two cut the cake . LOL!
Thats all for today's post !! enjoy it all right .
Relax moment ()
The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women
- Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.
- That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
- Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).
- Five Minutes - If getting dress, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.
- Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.
- Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)
- Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)
- Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)
You can press any buttons on it , its fine until you come to the power, 8 and mute buttons , the Television set shows no response to them !! imagine these 3 buttons , 8 is not as important but of all buttons , it must be the power and mute .
Thanks to it , now i can't lie on bed before sleep and off it remotionally when entering sleep . damn it ,and to add on , I can't mute it when calls come in or if you have not notice , the other alternative is to off the TV when phone rang , but no!! I can't !!.
So base on my engineering experience , I conclude that some of components are burnt in the circuit board, and with my engineering skill , i decided to leave it alone so that it won't get worse and land my 1(channel U) , 5(channel 5) and TV mode buttons in the same pathetic state .
MY BIRTHDAY IS ON ITS WAY ON THE SAT !!
PLASMA TV ??ANY FRIENDS OUT THERE !!
HELLO!! YOU !! OI !! YOU!! DON'T DUN!!
YOU 鸡扒!! COME BACK !! OI!!
LOL.
Anyway.. i finally got myself a LG non camera phone for my NS use at 45 bucks. Appearance wise , not too bad and function wise , have not try out yet, properly tonight, won't take long i believe. At the same time , i disposed off my ancient N73 ( with a price of course) and now i am thinking whether to do the same thing to my current Z770i phone .
Share with me your opinion at http://james-yyc.livejournal.com/3372.ht
Relax moment
TIPS ON LOVE
From those that should know (all questions were answered by kids age 5-10)
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED??
- Eighty-four, Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom. (Judy, 8)
- Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife. (Tom, 5)
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE??
- On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. (Mike, 10)
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE??
- You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding. (Jim, 10)
- Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for few hours. (Kally, 9)
- It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you... That's why I stopped doing it. (Jean, 10)
THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED??
- It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them. (Lynette, 9)
- It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble. (Kenny, 7)
CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE
- No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular. (Jan, 9)
- I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful. (Harlen, 8)
ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE
- Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life. (Roger, 9)
- If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long. (Leo, 7)
ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE
- If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family it doesn't hurt to be beautiful. (Jeanne, 8)
- It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet. (Gary, 7)
- Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time. (Christine, 9)
CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS
- They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them. (Dave, 8)
CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE
- I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' is on television. (Anita, 6)
- Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me. (Bobby, 8)
- I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough. (Regina, 10)
THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER
- One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills. (Ava, 8)
SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU
- Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores. (Del, 6)
- Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love.(Alonzo, 9)
- One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me. (Bart, 9)
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE?
- Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love. (John, 9)
- Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food. (Brad, 8)
- It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are on fire. (Christine, 9)
WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU"
- The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day. (Michelle, 9)
HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS
- You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you. (Doug, 7)
- It might help to watch soap operas all day. (Carin, 9)
HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE
- Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work. (Tom, 7)
- Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash. (Randy, 8)
Trying is good , having a taste of everything is better.
Having seen Hong Guan post, i guess i should really give my critcism on this really absurd service by the workers from the Zi Sha stall opposite my workplace. First of all , the food was't extremely yummy , the fact that its crowded is just because that coffee shop alone have no other food to buy.Secondly , the boss have really employed a bunch of haughty worker ,who obviously thought they own Microsoft or are immediate kins of Bill Gates or Warren Buffett, my ass dude, more like the Mr Hell Gate and Ms Warranty Buffet . SCREW THEM MAN.
Enough of the shit stuff , Saturday night was a really fun though unhealth night, she sha-ed , Beer-ed and ... well .
but it was all right since chilling comes well with no restriction , i mean not much restriction and its only once in a while "execution" .
Dinner was never Macdonald until that night , after dinner followed cabbed home , i mean to the lady's place first , since her place doesn't seem to be a crime free area , i named the act "买个心安" , just don''t wanna risk any chance of her getting hurt and the 3 of us guilt strickened for the rest of our life . i mean seriously its not a tough chore or neither will we be short of anything(other then cab fare was ex. jk) , so no worries .
Today , i finally bought a card holder , which i having been searching for the desired one since don't know how long ago .i am getting to find wallet an obstruction , having something smaller makes me feel more freely.
AND !! i found this really nice and cool bag which really cost a bomb !! damn it, shouldn't have bought so many bags and now it bothers me to get myself another one .TUI AHHH.
Post ends here ~~~
Joke starts now.
1) Failed my driver’s test. The guy asked me "what do you do at a red light?" I said, I don’t know… look around, listen to the radio…
2) A father is explaining ethics to his son, who is about to go into business. "Suppose a woman comes in and orders a hundred dollars worth of material. You wrap it up, and you give it to her. She pays you with a $100 bill. But as she goes out the door you realize she’s given you two $100 bills. Now, here’s where the ethics come in: should you or should you not tell your partner
My mum received a call saying that his son which is me was in their hand and threatened to break my leg !
She got a shock and put down the phone , and started to weep , immediately called my sister ( people will ask why don't call me first , well don't ask me , i have no answer to it.)
My elder sister then called me but i did not answer the first call as i was busy and answered the second call attempted by her . Got to know everything and find it quite ridiculous , at the fact that i am still in my workplace and no sight of anyone carrying anything that is capable of chopping of my leg (-_-). My father and my third sister called to assure that i was still in a piece. I wasn't able to reach my mum , she was too terrified to answer any call.
Shall share with you guys the negotiating conversation between the Motherf**ker and my mum.
(English Subbed)
F**ker(Impostor):"mum , help me , mum help me , i very scared bla bla bal"
MotherF**ker : " Your son is in my hand , bla bla bla ... "
Mum : "WHO ARE YOU WHO ARE YOU , WHAT IS MY SON NAME ? "
MotherF**ker:" Nabei , your son in my hand you still ask for his name , you want to hear me chop off his leg ?!?!"
Mum: (Frightened) Dont ,Dont . "Cupped!!"
and she hung up the phone , my leg should be chop off by then.
Well, those assholes better not let me find out who are they , no doubt i will beat the hell out of them when i do . Anyway , hope you guys can share with your parents regarding this incident , heard there have been alot of such fraud cases.
SIde note : My dad is not wealthy, he is not holding any treasure map on hand, no news of my grandpa making any will for him to inherit yet , so don't even think about it.
Guess i am just down on my luck .
- Mood:
enraged
Its a nightmare !! Literally a nightmare and not the bad day kinda nightmare !!
I swear its the most frightening shit in my 20 years of life. Yesterday night i was sleeping and i dreamt of myself in a state of sleeping too thats why it feel so real .This is what the whole virtual screen displayed , i was sleeping and all of the sudden i wake up and find myself motionless and could only open my eyes slightly that i only caught a glimpse of the scene infront of me . GUESS WHAT !! Its a freaking White blur Sizzling fire-liked object, what came straight to my mind naturally "SPIRIT SPIRIT !! ITS A F***ING SPIRIT !! F***!!"
And how i respond ?
" MUMMY !! MUMMY! !"
I shouted for my Mum strugglingly . My Mum came to my rescue and soon i regained my mobility and i told her.
" GU GUI AH!! GU GUI~~ !! "
She walked me out slowly but she doesn't look convincing until i heard a creepy voice , moaning ~~ 207 ~~207~~
and we stared at each other !! I asked
"Did you hear it ??"
she nodded her head slowly and whispered
"Yes ~~ "
Only at this moment she quickened her pace and as well as myself and she went to the kitchen, out of nowhere took out two CHARMS !! I wasn't thinking much but do feel relieved at the sight of the two yellow piece of paper . We each took one and paste it on the most obvious spot. it appear to be effective HOWEVER when i finally got over my fear , i found myself all alone in my dark room , lying on my bed again , Fear come haunting me again . Not long later i wake up and come back to reality and I was also in my DARK ROOM LYING ON BED !! MOTHER**** !! I looked around and be assure that it was a dream before getting back to sleep in anxiety.
Don't ask me why the spirit moaned 207 , i have no idea , maybe thats the Blk Number she (i assumed) stayed ?
Oh man , why must it happen right before i am entering tekong !!!
and trust me , all along i do not believe in this kind of tales .
Hopefully i am not being blunt and it won't cause me my life . =X
